emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

steveorogers:

person: are you over bucky barnes yet

me:

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

capo-verde:

envycamacho:

kim-jong-healthy:

humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea

this is actually so cool

Fuck

notmydate:

Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch on set.

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dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

blc4l:

otherwindow:

i scream you scream we all scream for

Capcicles.