So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea
this is actually so cool
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.